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Morning Coffee

How to handle a very strong cup of Java

Morning Coffee thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Keep your distance from this morning's brew

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Good morning, Vietnam! - Good Morning, Vietnam

The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Zigzag: The shortest distance between two drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

I don't have a drinking problem. Except when I can't get a drink. - Tom Waits

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Think in the morning. Act in the noon. Eat in the evening. Sleep in the night. - William Blake

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living. - Jean Kerr

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King


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