Months Apart

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. - Red Skelton

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

I know now, Lord, why you utter no answer. You are yourself the answer. Before your face questions die away. What other answer would suffice? - C S Lewis