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Months Apart

Like father, like son

Months Apart thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It's hard to tell who has the cutest baby face

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No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Her face was her chaperone. - Rupert Hughes

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. - Dylan Thomas

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Find what you are afraid of, face it, and then you won't be afraid of it anymore. - Marilyn Manson

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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