Months Apart

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

When my father didn't have my hand, he had my back. - Linda Poindexter

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

It doesn't matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was. - Anne Sexton

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah