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Motivation Monday

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias


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