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Mom's Kid

Happy Mother's Day from her only child

Mom's Kid thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Weird kids are even more special on Mother's Day

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Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

New mother - they get a sense of waddya call, "the maternals." - Archie Bunker

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Modern Pioneer: The mother who manages to get through a rainy Saturday with the T.V. not working - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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