Mom Lookout

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

A mother is a daughter's first best friend. - Unknown

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten