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Looking after each other

Mom Lookout thanks to Mike King

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Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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