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Mom Lookout

Looking after each other

Mom Lookout thanks to Mike King

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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