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Mom Lookout

Looking after each other

Mom Lookout thanks to Mike King

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He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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