Mom Lookout

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Inner silence is the mother of all talents. - Ravi Shankar

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The older I grow, the more I realize that my mother is the best 'best friend' that I ever had. - Unknown

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde