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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kin Hubbard

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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