Mom Lookout

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose. - Clarence Darrow

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer