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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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