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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Lingerie: The only clothing where less costs more - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If it is true in anything, it is especially true of divine things, what costs little is worth little. - J Hudson Taylor

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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