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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What costs little is little worth. - Baltasar Gracian

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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