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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

What costs little is little worth. - Baltasar Gracian

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill


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