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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

Ford used to have a better idea; now they don't have a clue. - Steve Kravitz

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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