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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A hamburger by any other name costs twice as much. - Evan Esar

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams


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