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Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928

1928 Repair advertisement, sent on a penny postcard

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Model T Ford Repair Costs in 1928 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

1926 Model T Ford Tudor

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

That which costs little is less valued. - Miguel de Cervantes

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same. - Philip Gibbs

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Old houses mended, cost little less than new before they're ended. - Colley Cibber

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. - Flip Wilson

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill requires only our silence; which costs us nothing. - John Tillotson

Personally this plan would cost me hundreds of millions of dollars, but in all honesty, it's worth it. - Donald Trump

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan


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