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Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Making every clock step a silly one

Ministry of Silly Walks Watch thanks to Warren Ralston

Running out of time to view the next Monty Python skit

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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

You must come again when you have less time. - Walter Sickert

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

You don't do things right once in a while. You do them right all the time. - Vince Lombardi

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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