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Ministry of Silly Walks Watch

Making every clock step a silly one

Ministry of Silly Walks Watch thanks to Warren Ralston

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The happier the time, the faster it goes. - Pliny the Younger

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The time is always right to do the right thing. - Unknown

Time is what we want most, but what we use worst. - William Penn

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Whomever you spend time with you become. So spend time with great people. - Nido Qubein

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Time can be an ally or an enemy. What it becomes depends entirely upon you, your goals, and your determination to use every available minute. - Zig Ziglar

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


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