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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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