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Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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