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Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

A professional is someone who does his best work when he doesn't feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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