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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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