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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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