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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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