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Mexican Starfish

Star of the work zone safety products division

Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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