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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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