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Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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