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Mexican Starfish thanks to Steve Ingram

Work area protection with collapsible traffic safety cones

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

No human being will work hard at anything unless they believe that they are working for competence. - William Glasser

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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