Message From The Wife
Eat more fruit - key ingredient for a healthy marital relationship
My friend got home late last night after a full day of golfing and drinking with the boys, and his wife left a message in the kitchen for him. I guess she wants him to eat more fruit...
Secrets to a successful long-term relationship or marriage
QuotaBillsGrace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison
In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. - Groucho Marx
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf