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Mermaid Mailbox

Post office delivery of mail by male carriers is a touchy issue

Mermaid Mailbox thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Mail delivery to Little Beach, Makena State Park, Maui

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I get mail; therefore I am. - Scott Adams

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Open your mail over the wastebasket. - Jeff Davidson

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? - George Carlin

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

Ecrastinate: Checking your e-mail just one more time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clark Gable was the first to have called me a mermaid. - Esther Williams

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Mermaid: 1. A deep she fish; 2. A bottomless girl in a topless suit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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