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Piano lessons for pets

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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