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Piano lessons for pets

Meowzart thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Check out the ivory on the new Cat Keyboard

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Piano is like drudgery. - Warren Zevon

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

Music comes to me more readily than words. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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