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Piano lessons for pets

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

I'm Liberace without a piano. - Paul Lynde

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Get up from that piano. You hurtin' its feelings. - Jelly Roll Morton

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the music the words make. - Truman Capote

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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