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The piano has been drinking, not me. - Tom Waits

I enjoy playing the audience like a piano. - Alfred Hitchcock

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Softly, deftly, music shall caress you. Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you. - Charles Hart

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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