Mechanic's Ring

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Some people value sentiments over diamonds. - Cassandra Clare

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. - Richard Burton

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie