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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Don't find fault, find a remedy. - Henry Ford

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. - Unknown

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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