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Mea Culpa Road

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Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway. - Archie Bunker

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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