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Mea Culpa Road

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Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. - Unknown

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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