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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

Some people find fault like there's a reward for it. - Zig Ziglar

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it is your fault. - Unknown

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Reactive people are often affected by their physical environment. They find external sources to blame for their behavior. - Stephen Covey

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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