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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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Being young is a fault that improves daily. - Swedish Proverb

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

We can't blame the technology when we make mistakes. - Tim Berners-Lee

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior. - William Collins

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

Reactive people are often affected by their physical environment. They find external sources to blame for their behavior. - Stephen Covey

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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