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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway. - Archie Bunker

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people find fault like there's a reward for it. - Zig Ziglar

Don't find fault, find a remedy; anybody can complain. - Henry Ford

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

When one experiences truth, the madness of finding fault with others disappears. - Goenka

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

There is nothing will kill a man so soon as having nobody to find fault with but himself. - George Eliot

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Error Message: Terse, baffling remark used by programmers to place blame on users for the program's shortcomings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde


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