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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold


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