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Mea Culpa Road

What you expect Down Under for a government-funded road

Mea Culpa Road thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Mea culpa: I'm to blame

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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

This is all the fault of that Helen Curly Steinway. - Archie Bunker

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the fault of his feet. - Samuel Beckett

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde


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