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Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian
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When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre
Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden
Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy
Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain
It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump
The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal
Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert
It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi
Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek
The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak