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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

His wealth is superior to him. - African Saying

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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