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Some relationships are proportional to the money on the table

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How much money is enough? - Talmud

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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