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Some relationships are proportional to the money on the table

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

Seek wealth, it's good. - Ivan Boesky

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

It's harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. - Gregory Nunn

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

First of all you’ve got to have talent. And then you've got to marry her like I did. - George Burns

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it. - George Bernard Shaw

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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