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He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness: poverty and wealth have both failed. - Kin Hubbard

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak