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Only the rich are lonesome. - Paul L Dunbar

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Virtue was never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it. - Dorothy Parker

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash


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