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Maui Sunset

Saying goodbye to another day in paradise

Every day has a Happy Hour in Maui, Hawaii

Maui Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. - Victor Hugo

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

We live under the sun, but our destiny is beyond its rising and setting. - David Jeremiah

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

What has been will be again, what has been done will be done again; there is nothing new under the sun. - Bible

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Be as beneficent as the sun or the sea, but if your rights as a rational being are trenched on, die on the first inch of your territory. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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