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Maui Sunset

Saying goodbye to another day in paradise

Maui Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Maui Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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