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Math Riddle

Can you solve this challenging math puzzle?

Math Riddle thanks to joe-kster

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The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

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Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

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The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

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Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

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