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Math Riddle

Can you solve this challenging math puzzle?

Math Riddle thanks to joe-kster

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

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A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Probably no symbol in mathematics has evoked as much mystery, romanticism, misconception and human interest as the number pi. - William L Schaaf

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

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