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Market Birds

Scooter poultry sales are on the rise

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Shopping in the market for fresh chicken and duck diners

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tasty meal for a poultry sum

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quake: Fearful duck call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The littlest birds sing the prettiest songs. - Tanyas

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy


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