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Market Birds

Scooter poultry sales are on the rise

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Shopping in the market for fresh chicken and duck diners

Market Birds thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Tasty meal for a poultry sum

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx


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