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Maritime Treat

Things that Maritimers will only sell to tourists

Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way you see people is the way you treat them. - Zig Ziglar

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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