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Maritime Treat

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Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats. - Irish Murdoch

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Treat your employees exactly as you want them to treat your best customers. - Stephen R Covey

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade. - Noel Coward

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Try your best to treat others as you would wish to be treated yourself, and you will find that this is the shortest way to benevolence. - Mencius

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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