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Maritime Treat

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Maritime Treat thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Butter base Lobster Ice Cream treat

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Lobster Greenberg - Archie Bunker

The world is your lobster! - Arthur Daley

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. - Herbert Agar

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you want to be treated. - Lou Holtz

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. - Zig Ziglar

Treat your audience like poets and geniuses, and that's how they'll behave. - Del Close

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

When you have a bad day, a really bad day, try and treat the world better than it treated you. - Patrick Stump

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

Treat a person as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat him as he could be, and he will become what he should be. - Jimmy Johnson

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we treat people as they are, we make them worse. If we treat people as they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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