ManHole

Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Roseanne Barr

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami