ManHole

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami