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Preparing for a slide down Lawyer Lane

ManHole thanks to Mel Hardman

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Preventing theft of manhole covers by thieves wishing to sell covers as scrap metal

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Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The first hole made through a piece of stone is a revelation. - Henry Moore

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Why don't you bore a hole into your head and let the sap run out? - Groucho Marx

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole? - Will Rogers

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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