ManHole

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. - Mark Twain

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. - Will Rogers

The hole and the patch should be commensurate. - Thomas Jefferson

What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone? - Bertoit Brecht

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Don't miss the donut by looking through the hole. - Unknown

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

And now to hole eight, which is in fact the eighth hole. - Peter Alliss

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. - Roseanne Barr

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

A good way I know to find happiness is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. - Josh Billings

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami