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Malaysian Airlines Ad

The irony of losing yourself on a journey of epic proportions

Malaysian Airlines Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Wherever you go, no one will ever know

From a Malaysian Airlines Ad a couple years ago - “Wherever you go, no one will ever know” as the search continues for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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