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Malaysian Airlines Ad

The irony of losing yourself on a journey of epic proportions

Malaysian Airlines Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Wherever you go, no one will ever know

From a Malaysian Airlines Ad a couple years ago - “Wherever you go, no one will ever know” as the search continues for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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