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Malaysian Airlines Ad

The irony of losing yourself on a journey of epic proportions

Malaysian Airlines Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Wherever you go, no one will ever know

From a Malaysian Airlines Ad a couple years ago - “Wherever you go, no one will ever know” as the search continues for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

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Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

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If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

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They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

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