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Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit. - Edward Abbey

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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