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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

My disability exists not because I use a wheelchair, but because the broader environment isn't accessible. - Stella Young

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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