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Luxury is solitude and silence. - Paul-Henri Spaak

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

The wheelchair symbolizes disability in a way a cane does not. - Annette Funicello

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Delay, says Dr. Manner, is a luxury which people with right-now cancers cannot afford. - Paul Harvey

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Sometimes, giving up your privacy is a little like going to the dentist and we have let him have access that no one's ever had. - Tom Petty

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward


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