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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Servers make very little in regular wages and largely rely on tips to pay the bills and budget for weeks ahead. - Kevin McCarthy

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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