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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is good to love the unknown. - Charles Lamb

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson


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