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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. - Apocalypse Now

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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