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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

The best proof of love is trust. - Joyce Brothers

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Isn't love the only thing that counts? - Ravi Zacharias

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Only love can be divided endlessly and still not diminish. - Anne M Lindbergh

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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