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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Loving ourselves allows us to show up in the world so we can love others, uplift others, and make the world a more loving place. - Troy Love

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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