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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

I love everything about India. - Russell Peters

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Unless we love the truth we cannot know it. - Blaise Pascal

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you. - Unknown

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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