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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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