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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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