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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

It is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha Christie

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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