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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Love is the greatest apologetic. - Ravi Zacharias

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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