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Love Thy Neighbour

Sign of neighbour dissension

Love Thy Neighbour thanks to Eddy Joyce, Armadale, West Australia

Wanker message to the neighbour who rang council

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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Whenever you are confronted with an opponent, conquer him with love. - Mahatma Gandhi

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

If you love deeply, you're going to get hurt badly. But it's still worth it. - C S Lewis

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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