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The rich are different. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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