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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

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Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis


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