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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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