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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa


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