Lost Inheritance

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The older one gets, the more one feels that the present must be enjoyed; it is a precious gift, comparable to a state of grace. - Marie Curie

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France