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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. - Steve Prefontaine

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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