Lost Inheritance

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention. - Richard Moss

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France