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Long Rowboat

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Long Rowboat thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rowing rowboat with many Rowers

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud. - Maya Angelou

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Her absence is like the sky, spread over everything. - C S Lewis

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

If everyone helps to hold up the sky, then one person does not become tired. - Tshi Proverb

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance is destroyed, spirit shines forth, like the sun when released from clouds. - Sankara


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