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Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Igloo: 1. An icicle built for two; 2. An Alaskan toilet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder
The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George
Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash