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Wander often
Wonder always - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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