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Loafers

Footwear with the yeast appeal

Loafers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Food For Thought - creative use for dry loaves of bread

Bread light in the loafers
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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

I realized the importance of having a story today is what really separates companies. People don't just wear our shoes, they tell our story. - Blake Mycoskie


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