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Live Long Street

How to find a long and prosperous life

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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

All would live long, but none would be old. - Benjamin Franklin

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


Nighttime Graffiti

Baby Formula

Kid Suction

Redneck Moving Truck

Critter Control

Lost Dog

Nail Chair

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party

Roadside Assistance

Chair Boy

Cheers Beer

African Airstrip

Horsepower vs Torque

Filling Up Is OverRated

Flywood

Ukraine Aid

Handicap Motorcyclist

Auto Warranty: New Extend-ed Coverage

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