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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it. - Unknown

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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