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How to find a long and prosperous life

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself. - Groucho Marx

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

Discussing positive experiences leads to heightened well-being, increased overall life satisfaction and even more energy. - Nathaniel Lambert

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba


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