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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. - Voltaire

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey


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