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Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If you young fellows were wise, the devil couldn't do anything to you, but since you aren't wise, you need us who are old. - Martin Luther

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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