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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. - Voltaire

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I am quite sure I am more afraid of people who are themselves terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself. - Teresa of Ávila

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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