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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

You must have the devil in you to succeed in any of the arts. - Voltaire

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. - The Usual Suspects

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

I am quite sure I am more afraid of people who are themselves terrified of the devil than I am of the devil himself. - Teresa of Ávila

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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