QuotaBillsSpilt Milk: Udder waste - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown
Educate: To render harmless by cultivation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? - George Carlin
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. - Will Rodgers
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
Anytime you suffer a setback or disappointment, put your head down and plow ahead. - Les Brown
Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington
Put one foot in front of the other and keep going. Put blinders on and plow right ahead. - George Lucas
Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy