Like No Udder

Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Happiness is a habit - cultivate it. - Elbert Hubbard

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. - Henry Ward Beecher

Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably. - C S Lewis

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

When tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of human civilization. - Daniel Webster

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The attempt to combine wisdom and power has only rarely been successful, and then only for a short while. - Albert Einstein

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn