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Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

No matter how talented you are, if you don't persist, the probability of achieving your goals is extremely small. - Camilla Dorand

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

We can say with certainty - or 90% probability - that the new industries that are about to be born will have nothing to do with information. - Peter F Drucker

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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