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Knot Art thanks to Bill Jennings

Art - what's Not so good might Knot be so good after all

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

When we hold back out of laziness, that is when we tie ourselves into knots of boredom. - Walter Annenberg

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

The art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about maps,
But Biography is about chaps. - G K Chesterton

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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