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King Stump

Tree stump removal for Royalty in Halfmoon Bay, B.C.

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

Crowned and Crownless

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

What to do with a stump once a tree is cut down? Use dynamic stump grinding, manual removal with mattocks, wait a long time, or turn it into a piece of art!

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Miracle: An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king. - Ambrose Bierce


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