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King Stump

Tree stump removal for Royalty in Halfmoon Bay, B.C.

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

Crowned and Crownless

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

What to do with a stump once a tree is cut down? Use dynamic stump grinding, manual removal with mattocks, wait a long time, or turn it into a piece of art!

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The quiet mind is richer than a crown. - Robert Greene

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside. - Unknown

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

The diamond which shines in the Saviour's crown shall burn in unquenched beauty at last on the forehead of every human soul. - Theodore Parker

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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