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King Stump

Tree stump removal for Royalty in Halfmoon Bay, B.C.

King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

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King Stump thanks to Malachi Defries

What to do with a stump once a tree is cut down? Use dynamic stump grinding, manual removal with mattocks, wait a long time, or turn it into a piece of art!

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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Those whose memories fade seek to carve them in their hearts. - Unknown

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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