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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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