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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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