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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

All of nature is God's art. - Dante

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses. - Henry Ford

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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