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Kelpies

Horsing around in the United Kingdom

Kelpies thanks to Barry McCartney

The Kelpies are 30-metre high horse-head sculptures, between Falkirk and Grangemouth

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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Running Tears

Swingers

Bird Cam

Parent Signature

Bread Additive

Dates For Everyone

Tree of Dreams

Temporarily Insane Boat Ride

Exit Door

Handicap Motorcyclist

New Canada Bill

Staff Teeth

Funnel Farm

Buffalo Prod

Meat Pie

Where Nobody Speeds

A Fish Called Wanda - Uncut Version

Point Of View

Good Conductor

Kelp Us!

Croc Lunge

Tree Awning

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