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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If you think you have no faults, that makes one more. - Jack Hampasch

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything. - Aesop

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier. - Mother Teresa

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

It's so much easier to pray for a bore than to go and see one. - C S Lewis

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

To be ignorant of one's ignorance is the malady of the ignorant. - Amos B Alcott

God sends no one away empty except those who are full of themselves. - Dwight L. Moody

Before we can forgive one another, we have to understand one another. - Emma Goldman

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one. - Mark Twain

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

To be honest as this world goes is to be one man picked out of ten thousand. - William Shakespeare

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

One of the best ways to persuade others is with your ears - by listening to them. - Dean Rusk

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in adversity. - Plutarch

If you don't keep pushing the limits, you wake up one day and you're the "center square to block." - Robin Williams

There is neither happiness nor misery in the world; there is only the comparison of one state with another, nothing more. - Alexandre Dumas

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell


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