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Keet thanks to Howard Chapman

Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

One of the most exquisite movements ever made. - William Hogarth

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

He's thirty-one this year. Last year he was thirty. - David Coleman

It is by believing in roses that one brings them to bloom. - French Proverb

Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one. - Benjamin Franklin

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

No one grows old by living - only by losing interest in living. - Marie Ray

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

When you cannot get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one. - Mark Twain

Quarrels would not last so long if the fault were only on one side. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

People say: idle curiosity. The one thing that curiosity cannot be is idle. - Leo Rosten

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

It is amazing how much can be accomplished if no one cares who gets the credit. - John Wooden

One is never afraid of the unknown; one is afraid of the known coming to an end. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

One shouldn't be afraid of the humans. Well, I am not afraid of the humans, but of what is inhuman in them. - Ivo Andric

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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