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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

As one of the faithful constituitionals. - Archie Bunker

Through the ages one increasing purpose runs. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

Silence is one of the hardest things to refute. - Josh Billings

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. - Queen Elizabeth I

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. - Robert Brault

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not entertain. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Failure is not a single cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. - Jim Rohn

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca


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