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Parakeet - a name for any one of a large number of small to medium sized species of  Parrot, that generally have long tail feathers
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Silence is one of the hardest things to refute. - Josh Billings

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one. - Dr. Seuss

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I might not be famous one day. But I'd still be happy. - Salma Hayek

In order to be irreplaceacle, one must always be different. - Coco Chanel

Every one wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. - Cary Grant

In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd. - Miguel de Cervantes

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how. - Unknown

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a day. - L Ron Hubbard

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. Not to dare is to lose oneself. - Soren Kierkegaard

One minute gives intention to destroy
What to rebuild will a whole age employ. - William Congreve

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

There are only two rules for being successful. One, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it. - Mario Cuomo

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. - Voltaire

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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