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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

We need more people who specialize in the impossible. - Theodore Roethke

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Too may people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. - Malcolm Forbes

There seem to be two main types of people in the world, crosswords and sudokus. - Rebecca McKinsey

There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place. - J K Rowling

People have things that happen between them. I certainly don't keep grudges. - Dan Gilbert

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

People ask, 'What's the best role you’ve ever played?' The next one. - Kevin Kline

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. - Doug Larson

People have been known to achieve more as a result of working with others than against them. - Allan Fromme

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Find out what failures do and don't do it. Find out what successful people do and emulate it. - Unknown

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it. - Don Marquis

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the macarena. - Jon Stewart

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. - Albert Einstein

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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