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Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

People only see what they are prepared to see. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly. - Russell Baker

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

I used to be a People Person but people ruined that for me. - Unknown

More people are ruined by victory, I imagine, than be defeat. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it. - Chet Atkins

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

The people never give up their liberties but under some delusion. - Edmund Burke

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

People are scared that the departed soul might be hoovering around some place. - Archie Bunker

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

People don't really know whether they are committed to something until they face adversity. - John C Maxwell

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

One of the most important tasks of a manager is to eliminate his people's excuses for failure. - Robert Townsend

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

In our own case we accept excuses too easily; in other people's, we do not accept them easily enough. - C S Lewis

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood


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