Just Lettuce Know

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe and exhaled in a pun. - Charles Lamb

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso