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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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