Jim Class
Aussies know where to go for a good workout
Howard heads to the bar for his exercise
QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea
Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry
Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins
Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray
After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward
When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher
The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster