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Howard heads to the bar for his exercise

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

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I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde


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