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Aussies know where to go for a good workout

Jim Class thanks to Howard Chapman

Howard heads to the bar for his exercise

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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