Jewish Christmas Tree
Hanukkah festivities: dreidel, latkes and rocking around a Christmas Tree
Hanukkah, also known as the Festival of Lights or Feast of Dedication, is an eight-day Jewish holiday commemorating the rededication of the Holy Temple (the Second Temple) in Jerusalem at the time of the Maccabean Revolt against the Seleucid Empire of the 2nd century BC. Hanukkah is observed for eight nights and days, starting on the 25th day of Kislev according to the Hebrew calendar, which may occur at any time from late November to late December in the Gregorian calendar.
QuotaBillsWeeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
Off-the-docks Jews (Orthodox Jews) - Archie Bunker
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Jews don't drink much because it interferes with their suffering. - Milton Berle
Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen
Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw
Every year during their High Holy Days, the Jewish community reminds us all of our need for repentance and forgiveness. - Billy Graham
As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky