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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

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In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There's nothing like faith in God to help a fellow who gets booted around once in a while. - Jackie Robinson

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Faith isn't about always having all the answers. Faith is about believing that God will always come through for you. - Unknown

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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