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Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Faith is the gaze of a soul upon a saving God. - A.W. Tozer

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Faith is not just something you have, it's something you do. - Barack Obama

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever's going on. - Jon Stewart

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

All God's giants have been weak men who did great things for God, because they reckoned on God's being with them. - J. Hudson Taylor

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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