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By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Until we meet again, may God bless you as he has blessed me. - Elvis Presley

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Sometimes I think it is my mission to bring faith to the faithless, and doubt to the faithful. - Paul Tillich

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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