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If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When I am afraid, I will trust in you. In God, whose word I praise, in God I trust; I will not be afraid. What can mortal man do to me? - Bible

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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