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Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. - Albert Einstein

Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

When we cannot trace God's hand we can trust His heart. - Charles H Spurgeon

Doubt is not the opposite of faith; it is one element of faith. - Paul Tillich

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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