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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I deepen my experience of God through prayer, meditation, and forgiveness. - Marianne Williamson

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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