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Ivy Facade

Preparing an elegant look for a brick building

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The changing face of building facades

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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The taller the building, the deeper the foundation needs to be. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Building a visionary company requires one percent vision and 99 percent alignment. - Jim Collins

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

For me, part of one my big movements is building authentic street environments for skateboarding. - Rob Dyrdek

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind - the answer is twelve. I think I'm in the wrong building. - Charles Schulz

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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