QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
The time to relax is when you don't have time for it. - Amish Saying
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Most of the things you worry about won't even happen, so relax. - Unknown
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray