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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

The biggest challenge after success is shutting up about it. - Criss Jami

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is the word which God has written on the brow of every man. - Victor Hugo

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

The meaning of things lies not in the things themselves, but in our attitude towards them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held


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