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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Success has a thousand fathers, and failure is an orphan. - Alan Price

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Is 'ugh' an emotion? Because I feel it all the time. - Unknown

Hope is the last thing a person does before they are defeated. - Henry Rollins

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Nobody was ever meant,
To remember or invent,
What he did with every cent. - Robert Frost

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

But there is one thing better than going to Heaven and that is to encourage at least one other person to go with me. - Nick Vujicic

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance. - Orville Wright

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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