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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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