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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

My best successes came on the heels of failures. - Barbara Corcoran

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Two things define you: your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything. - Unknown

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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