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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity. - Samuel Johnson

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown

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