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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

It's not how big you are, it's how you play

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

While the heart beats, hope lingers. - Alison Croggon

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Embrace the present moment fully and with passion, because only through the present moment do we truly live. - Richard L Haight

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

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