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It's All About Attitude

Secret to survival in a stress-full environment

It's All About Attitude thanks to Graham Clark

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Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Hope for a miracle. But don't depend on one. - Talmud

The lower the Lattitude, the better the Attitude. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

You measure success by how much good you do for others. - Zig Ziglar

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Enthusiasm is catching, so surround yourself with enthusiastic people. - Norman Vincent Peale

The most beautiful make-up is passion but cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves Saint Laurent

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay


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