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Iron Horse Carriage

Harnessing a buggy ride wrought from horseshoes

Iron Horse Carriage thanks to Keith Blake

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Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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