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Iron Horse Carriage

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Iron Horse Carriage thanks to Keith Blake

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

An iron curtain has descended across the continent. - Winston Churchill

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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