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Irish Yoga - Day 2

Exercise the day after St. Patrick's Day

Irish Yoga - Day 2 thanks to Roy Taylor

Celebrating St. Patrick's day is an ongoing tradition

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My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm Irish. That means I'm Catholic. But, truth is, now I'm a retired Christian. - Peter O'Toole

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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