Irish Flu Shots

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster