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QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown
I am very proud to be Irish. - Philip Treacy
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton
Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy
I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Yelling Irish, you can sound like an angry Leprechaun. - Norman Reedus
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits
I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill
It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce
Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. - Colin Farrell
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe
I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles
I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams
I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' - James Nesbitt
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan
It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien