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QuotaBillsPayday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through. - Erin Andrews
When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth
I had that stubborn streak, the Irish in me I guess. - Gregory Peck
I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett
The Irish are a fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Samuel Johnson
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley
I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt