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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Revolt: Recharge a battery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

I have made my world, and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. - Louise Nevelson

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world. - C S Lewis

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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