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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world. - C S Lewis

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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