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iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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