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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I have made my world, and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. - Louise Nevelson

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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