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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Revolt: Recharge a battery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone. - Robert Allen

What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

When we Christians behave badly, or fail to behave well, we are making Christianity unbelievable to the outside world. - C S Lewis

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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