QuotaBillsIf the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook
All progress takes place outside the comfort zone. - Michael J Bobak
What's going on in the inside shows on the outside. - Earl Nightingale
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
I have made my world, and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. - Louise Nevelson
He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx
Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook
Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane
We are all so afraid, we are all so alone, we all so need from the outside the assurance of our own worthiness to exist. - Ford Madox Ford
Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown
We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma
Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud