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iPhone Battery Life

How to make your cell phone battery last longer

iPhone Battery Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Battery life is a key measure of a Smartphone's quality

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Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Everything you want is just outside your comfort zone. - Robert Allen

Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

I have made my world, and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside. - Louise Nevelson

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

We are happy when for everything inside us there is a corresponding something outside us. - William Butler Yeats

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Happiness, after all, is an inner state of mind. It is little dependent on outside environment. - Jawaharlal Nehru

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping. - Dale Carnegie

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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