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Insomniac Christmas

On the bright side - only 3 more days 'til Christmas!

Insomniac Christmas thanks to Howard Chapman

Insomnia (or sleeplessness) is a sleep disorder in which there is an inability to fall asleep or to stay asleep as long as desired

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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